All I remember is all the forgotten
" Playing my songs is the way I cope with life. Won’t keep my voice down. Know the words I speak are the thoughts I think out loud."
- A Day To Remember
- 4 guys are playing golf. One guy goes to get everyone drinks. While the other three are waiting, they decide to brag about their sons.
- Guy 1: My son owns a successful car dealership. He is so successful, he was able to give one of his friends two new cars.
- Guy 2 : My son is a successful realtor. He’s so successful, he was able to give one of his friends a small house.
- Guy 3 : So? My son is a successful stock broker. He is so successful, he gave one of his friends a stock portfolio and he made millions!
- Guy 4 walked up and gave everyone their drinks.
- Guy 1 : So how’s your son doing?
- Guy 4 : Well, as it turns out, my son is gay.
- The other 3 guys winced sympathetically.
- Guy 4 : No, it’s fine. It’s great, actually. He must be doing something right. His last 3 boyfriends gave him 2 new cars, a small house, and a stock portfolio.
